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Old 05-02-2019, 07:28 PM
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good one holly.

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Old 05-02-2019, 10:52 PM
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Thank you, and another Landrover one from Timbo.

What do the Titanic and a Land Rover have in common? It has the same turning circle and is just as waterproof
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Old 06-02-2019, 02:46 AM
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wow that's poor turning radius. i had a 66 ford bronco that could make a U turn when parked on the side of a two lane road.

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Old 06-02-2019, 06:39 PM
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Well yes they are really bad as I found out myself
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Old 06-02-2019, 06:42 PM
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Here is one from Bob, Woman and Baby

Woman & baby go to docs. Doc is concerned about babys weight. "Is he bottle or breast fed" he asks. "Breast fed" says woman. He asks her to strip to the waist, pinches & sucks her nipples & rubs both tits for a while. "no wonder he's under weight you've no milk" . "I know" says the woman "I'm his gran, but I'm f***ing glad I came"

And here is one from me

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing
is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver
rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all the MPs, and are asking
for a 10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going
to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are
going from car to car, taking up a collection."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "About a gallon".
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Old 06-02-2019, 06:44 PM
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Old 06-02-2019, 08:49 PM
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a couple of good ones there holly.

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